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  • Sydney Allen
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    I got the jam. The jam that make you go to work.
    Work! Work! Now work that pizza butt!
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go to work.
    Work! Work! Now woooaahh ah-ah-ah-ah-ah…

    It's so hot. Burn your mouth.
    Scar tissue. Make you go “ow!”
    Cheese must cool and congeal.
    Slice with a coke is a no joke meal.
    It's a quick bite that can't be beat.
    It's a pie chart that you can eat.
    It's a done deal if you don't delete,
    so bust the calories with the pizza beat.
    No oregano bits in your pretty little smile.
    Not even garlic bread. No Chi-town style.
    Gonna split your threads. You don't moderate.
    You're breaking in your ‘fridge like its Watergate.
    You're bulimic come the weekends. You would seek a pizza beacon.
    Your actions speak of atkins but you're cheating when you're eating.
    An emotional abortion, you're divorced from delivery.
    Little league or literally some Italy wildebeest.
    So begin now you're the winner in your motorized cart.
    It's game over: roller coaster with your oversized parts.
    In denial, it'll be awhile. You act now and submit.
    I cut the crust off pizza butts and lift them titanic tits! Aaaaaawww…

    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)

    You need help, I'm that guy
    Sayin', "hey lady, put down that pie!"
    you're so fat you eat cars
    totally in love with your Wolverine scars
    some say Polo stole it from China
    some say your stomach ate your vagina
    is it delivery? no, it's DiGiornno
    let's microwave it and put in a porno

    can't beat it. wouldn't see'em eat it
    can't miss me because it's so crispy
    but you need to backtrack
    'cuz they're givin helicopter tours of your asscrack

    you got grease soaked up
    but you're puking in a bucket
    send a deep dish home
    bring it with a tip home with the mush top
    parents kinda like it with the BJ pepporcinis
    you only got one piece but went back cause you need it

    you need to slow down when you mow down
    get your ass hypnotized
    it's a big boy breakfast buffet
    not a kids slip-n-slide
    pummel two pies for one price
    but those cards can't get cost
    it's parker brothers pizza party
    drops off like it's hot.

    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)
    I got the jam. The jam that make you go
    to work. (work work, now work that pizza butt)

  • Louie S
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    I was actually trying to order pizza because I was hungry. But accidentally typed in Pizza Butt instead of Pizza Hut. No regrets.

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